I’m going to be honest with you. Some of your favorite people are lying to you, people that you rely on time and time again to give you realness and the facts on life. One Miss Carrie Underwood is a huge freaking liar. Yes, you heard me Miss “I would be a Taylor Swift fan but I have self control and I’m 27”. Beyonce? A liar for SURE. Nicole Sherzinger, LIAR. (but that shouldn’t come as a surprise, she’s clearly a sex robot). That strumpet from the Vampire diaries, duh. Do not even get me STARTED on everybody even remotely affiliated with Victoria’s Secret (were talking catalogue and fashion show only, no in store employees who graduated from working at Express). All of these seemingly trustworthy ladies are living a lie: Their legs don’t really look like that. *Pause for impact*
Read on to find my tips and tricks to get those weirdly flawless, illuminated barbie legs that you see on talk shows, music videos and Kardashians of all sorts. Although some of it is genetics and a $50,000/year trainer, most of it is a big fat lie. Let’s all live a lie, am I right?